Sunday, October 10, 2010

Bones Ringtone -theme

Barcelona 6 City. A bit of everything

1. Barcelona and surroundings - Market Booker all markets market Paeyya or paella? Atletico Madrid fans flooded Barcelona Las Ramblas
2. Mount Finger of God, the Black Madonna and the monastery of Montserrat Caballe-not-
3. Brief different: karaoke on commuter trains, English Village, Montjuic hill, the National Palace, the Fortress, and the Magic Fountain Bronevichok
4. Sagrada Familia, sudoku, and the Father of Modernism by Antonio Gaudi - it turns out, not everyone loves him ... but in vain ...
5. Park Guell, another extravaganza


By the end of the report and found an epigraph:
«Barcelona - one of the most convincing evidence new (but actually return the old, medieval) phenomenon: modern Europe more and more is not from countries but from the cities. "
Peter Weil. "Genius"

In my opinion, the statement Weill omnipotent trite, though true. Than vaguely reminiscent of Marxist theory.

Here, dear readers, you'll find Results jogging on the Gothic and the Jewish Quarter of Barcelona, deciphering the inscriptions on the stones of the Jewish, pictures of brave police officers in Barcelona with all the parade, a little more Ramblas, as well as evidence of the Barcelona City Hall cares about the world around us (and their) environment. You will not believe it wash lights in broad daylight, and night watering the streets of the watering machine and wipe the dust under the trees.
photos are accompanied by limericks, jokes, rhymes, or, if With luck, just quotes from the guides, as well as from the books of famous and unknown writers.
So, for me, dear reader (s)!
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two universities in Moscow: the old and new. (Anton Chekhov The Three Sisters)
I do not know how many universities in Moscow, but in Barcelona, we found five (5) streets Ramblas and four types of police officers. In fact, we saw only two biological form of police, but the guidebooks say about four. Theoretically.
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Source-Guide Posters.
1. In the operetta painted with short-cocked guns go gendarmes from Guardia Civil. In Catalonia they especially do not like - and ever more since they were right-hand man Franco, this is the very same forces d'ocupacio (occupation forces), which were written at night on walls and fences.
2. The next type of government Policia Nacional in blue uniforms with the English flag on his sleeve or in blue overalls in the manner of paratroopers. From these, too, a little confusing: people are not local, and misdirected from Madrid, so even as to go do not know.
3. The way it is better to ask the local police - Policia Local, which is also in Barcelona called the City Guard (Guardia Urbana). They are easily recognizable by the blue-white checkered band on their caps and cars.

And also they can be recognized by an inscription Guardia Urbana on the machine only a parachute, dragging Stirlitz gave it a Soviet spy


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One might ask how to get to the library ...

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Or simply think, looking at them - nice guys, I wonder when they change ends today?


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4. Finally, the most recent order of the ministers - Catalan autonomous police Mossos d'Esquadra in blue uniforms with red tabs or funny caps on one side, designed to resemble the Catalan national headgear. Catalan police - local, the most serious authority and order, many do not speak and have the right to use physical force. Road can, and prompt, but City held the case have yet popriyatnee.

not so easy to shoot on the move, especially the cops in the performance of (probably), but still putting the camera bosom or in the back pocket of trousers
completely out of place, but in a rhyme reminds pilot AS Pushkin
«Little Man too frozen finger,
it hurts and laugh, and his mother threatened him at the window ... »

dude on the left looks like Yuri Bogatyrev.

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Yes, all these people were shot in the Gothic Quarter, on the approach to the cathedral named sv.Evlalii.
But to finish with the police until they have finished with us, I can not show yet another sweet couple. Or Trinity, judge for yourself.

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I think we have something in common, do not you?



This is not Mossos d'Esquadra a "ridiculous caps askew," despite the caps this city Guardian - Here is a sample uniforms


Gothic Quarter (Barri Gòtic.)

Cathedral of Barcelona / Catedral de Barcelona, the name of the Holy Cross and St. Eulalia at least is on site of the Roman basilica of the VI century.
Barcelona legend tells us that during the reign of Emperor Diocletian (c. 305) in a Christian family lived a beautiful a girl named Eulalia (Latin Eulalia). For the Christian faith it was subjected to severe torture, crucified and beheaded. Then a miracle happened: from the mouth of the martyr fluttered dove, and the body covered with fresh snow
In 713, the fear of riots Muslim holy relics Eulalia hid, and up to 878 years no one knew where they hid. In 1339 shrine finally sought out and putting in alabaster sarcophagus, placed in the crypt of the Cathedral of the Holy Cross and St. Eulalia of Barcelona Cathedral
Dimensions are: 93 meters in length and 40 meters wide. The height of the octagonal clock tower is 50 meters. The height of the spire of the central tower is 70 meters. In the crypt contained alabaster sarcophagus of St. Eulalia in 1339 And in the courtyard of the monastery is situated near the cathedral always keep 13 geese. Each of which is the symbol of one year of life Martyr Eulalia.
If you want to become better acquainted with the holy martyr - here and found a picture by John William Waterhouse

In my opinion, immodest picture, not Christian looks Eulalia

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Cathedral

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and neighborhood

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a visiting artist kisses a trumpet, how not to recall Bulat S.

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more neighborhood

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Gargoyles - scare away evil spirits from charitable institutions

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This gargoyle with a crutch

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Now go on a walk through the Jewish quarter, once you can guess where else you'll see a store with such a name?

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In fact, unfortunately, the Jewish Quarter (Call) in Barcelona, there is almost arbitrarily.
Jews lived in Barcelona from 1 st century BC. e .- time destruction of the Temple. By the beginning of the XIII century community in Barcelona was the richest and most influential Jewish community and the center of Jewish learning in Spain. In 1263 Barcelona hosted the famous stories in Jewish public debate between the Ramban and the monk-baptized Pablo Christiani. In 1367 the inhabitants of the Jewish ghetto of the city have been accused of desecrating the Christian church "holy bread".
In 1391 the Christian crowd is completely ruined and destroyed the Jewish ghetto, killing about 400 people. On the ruins of the synagogue was built the church in which the surviving Jews were subjected to enforced baptism. In 1397 the king forbade the existence of the Jewish ghetto. In 1492 all the Jews in Spain, not consented to be baptized, were robbed and then expelled from the kingdom.
houses of Jews were dismantled and used for the construction of new ones.
Indeed, it is no rot is good. Illustration - not very good, but still noticeable inscription in Hebrew on one of the slabs of masonry.

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of Jews to Christianity, but they will still be the subject of suspicion among non-Jews. However, after five centuries of Spain appeared again synagogue.

next picture is common with tourists taking pictures of the Jewish Quarter Barcelona, but deciphering the inscriptions, I do no one saw.
found and decryption through a worldwide network.
Next - quote from the site http://www.sem40.ru/evroplanet/world/catalonia/14891/
One real "Antiquities of the Jews" can still be seen on the facade of house number one on Calle Marlet. She has, as expected, it turns out - text, carved Hebrew letters on the wall walled marble:

hekdesh
r 'Shmuel Hasriri
N [ero] B [oer] T [amid]
Which means: Hospice p. Shmuel Asriri. The candle burns it forever.
bottom attached another marble slab, a few larger sizes. It shows the translation of the Hebrew inscriptions on the English language and few words about the fact that this bond board was discovered in 1828 during the restructuring is on this site of the old house. It is symbolic that this, perhaps the only real trace of Jewish life, surviving on the streets, shows compassion, caring for neighbors and the needy. It is not known who was Rabbi Shmuel Asriri, how he lived his life, aware of only one of his good deed - and since then the "candle burns it forever!

Almost overwritten clearly visible inscription in English- Free Palestine

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Gothic church of Santa Maria Affairs Pee (Esglesia de Santa Maria del Pi)

rose-window with stained glass windows, perhaps the world's largest .

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Just large balcony, bridge?

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This masterpiece of rock art in general - respect our "little brothers, know and love their land.

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Just Barcelona from the bus window
From the window of a

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from windows 2
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From the window of 3
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From the window 4
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Barcelona authorities - fans purity.

Traffic lights wash, in broad daylight! in the background, too, from the window removed, so do not blame me

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And then the streets watered, though under cover of night.

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A litter generally in 15 different containers stack up.

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A taxi there, where you saw a taxi?

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Optical Illusions inexperienced soul - like the wavy pavement, really smooth. If we carefully look at the ground - a little storm.

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That we are again on the Ramblas. It turns out Rambla in Barcelona 5. (While in Moscow 2 universities, remember?), They smoothly flow into one another. Going down on the area of Catalunya to the sea - a monument to Columbus.

first - Rambla Kanaletas (Rambla de les Canaletes)
second - Rambla Estudis (rambla dels Estudis)
Third - Rambla San Zhuzep (rambla Sant Josep)
Fourth - Rambla Kapuchins (rambla dels Caputxins)
fifth - and final Rambla de Santa Monica (rambla de Santa Monica)

remind you that on the Ramblas are living sculptures. How not to sing -

Do not touch my chest - your hand cool!
Oh fuck etit, how noble!
Pardon MUA words from a song, you know ...

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There must be some strange creature

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This figure is sitting in a coffin, and then KAAAK jump, people naturally sludge

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This Petsar Rychalnogo Face, I guess. (A. Brushteyn)

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Here the local art belongs to the people

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Now we went down to the sea.

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people relaxed on all cylinders, quite literally, sleeping with no hind legs

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or just relax

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This shopping center Maremagnum in port, rather it is a huge mirror above the entrance, funny pictures of himself, looking up into the reflection
What we sing here? That's right, I look at you like a mirror, to dizziness ...

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And here are our friends from afar, but the heat of Africa, and sell bags of Versase. Please attention to the design covered with ropes.
Once the seller pochuet danger in the face of emigration, or just the police, he flick of the wrist tightens All-in-sack, throws her over his shoulder and runs away.

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Pay attention to the inscriptions on T-shirts can be for whom and accordion ... Main features
ponravilsya English triathlon (zoom in Catalan) and Game Over.

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here other inscriptions, one non-trivial, guess what?

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On the Ramblas there is still bird market, For example, barely managed to photograph these turtles, they are flickers!

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Just Bunny

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And other birds

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Near Market Booker, a trophy - a fruit salad with kAlubnikoy

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still have to finish about the Maritime Museum, a football match and a trip to Girona and Figueres. Museum Daly, a-se.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Convert Cannondale To Lefty

Citizens, successor to the underground I millionaire!

Well finally the civilization represented by letters from a distant hot in Africa, its central part, has reached me.
facebook sent. It turns out that I've been looking for and finally found it. It remains only to send a couple hundred MNT for sending money to my checking account, and all. 8.5 million dolaarov as one penny. And you're saying.
And it is naive people who send money to scams.


Subject: TOP URGENT
Dear Lilia m \\ Marusya Sokolovsky,
My name is AKWA KOBINA personal attorney to late Engineer AWSokolovsky, a national of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company here in Togo. I have searched for the relatives of my late client for the past 4years without success. Now since both of you have the same surname I would want to present you to his bank where he has a deposit so that the bank will release his huge out standing deposit ($8.5miilion) to you for our onward sharing. If you are ready and willing to know the full details of this inheritance claim with the bank kindly write to me directly to my private email address: barr.akobina@gmail.com for security reasons.

Best Regards,

Akwa Kobina
Email: barr.akobina@gmail.com

Women Fitting Girdles Movie

purely brag - I'm the mistress!

Вообще-то я собиралась испечь субботнюю халу. Скромную, no frills. Nothing that is, the husband gave me a bread maker? Bread and bread, and how much dough for the rest of it can namesit, it's just a holiday!

But first, ie last night for some reason it seemed to me that one haloy, even and rich, in a big family, where, as we know, the beak is not clicked - you will not manage and I had to bake brownies. And it was only the beginning

There is nothing easier than to bake brownies, when there is a ready-made puff pastry and milk, eggs, sugar and oil for the custard.
I baked brownies, but it seemed to me a little, had to put "night," Dough on brioches. Thank you, dear [info] i_lara for the recipe!

the Internet has found a curious remark: attributed to the French Queen Marie Antoinette's famous phrase, "If they have no bread, let him eat cake, "it really was just a brioche.« Qu'ils mangent de la brioche »

Thus, the dessert is ready, but how do cabbage main dish? main dish for some Members of our small but voracious knit family - it's meat and all its derivatives.
had to wrap rolls with meat.
Now do not be ashamed and queen-Saturday meet.

What would you, dear readers, do not confuse with brioches rolls with meat, I signed a small handwriting.

Hood Shabes!

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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Fairtex Boxing Gloves

haly and pita

Damy, vyruchayte svoim opytom, sovetami, ssylkami.

pravda After you bake haly and pits?

Prosmotrela on the Internet dozens of retseptov haly.
not znayu, nA kakom ostanovitsya.

In ideale hochu zamesit bezoparnoe testo in hlebopechke and bake HOW prostuyu, tak AND sdobnuyu halu in duhovke.

verily same samoe with pitami, HOW them pravilno oven?
A flour obychnuyu or shtibel for hleba?

Spasite-pomogite!

a cross v ladies_il